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Platypus Egg T-shirt - $12 plus shipping
What better way to boast your musical taste other than a T-shirt right? And admit it, you love Platypus Egg, don't you?
Enter the Platypus Egg T-shirt. Metalheads: don't worry, they come in black. As a matter of fact, that's the only color they come in. Non-metalheads: don't worry, black will look good on you too, especially if you're a spooky kid . . . or a ninja! Everyone looks good in black especially if their t-shirt says "Platypus Egg" on it. $12.
Comes in Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large.
Demonstration Compact Disc - shipping cost only
Never able to go to a Platypus Egg show? Never fear! With this Demonstration Compact Disc, you can listen to Platypus Egg whenever you want, wherever you want. The shipping cost alone gets you unfoldable album art plus SIX quality Platypus Egg tracks including "The Four of Us Are Dying" and "Unconventional Love."
Buttons - 2 for $1 plus shipping
Pushing for a classy way to show off your favorite band? How about a couple of these here buttons? No, you don't push these buttons, you pin them on things. Yeah, that kind of button! Perfect for pinning on backpacks, coats, guitar straps, ties, short-shorts, suspenders, panties, or anywhere else those brave enough in the world of button fashion may see fit.
$1 plus shipping gets you 2 buttons. Pin one on yourself. Pin the other on your friend!
Platypus Egg Party Pack - $15 plus shipping
Can't decide what you want? Oh, I bet you just want all of them then, don't you! Lucky for you, there's also a way for you to save tons of money.
The Platypus Egg Party Pack includes:
- 1 Platypus Egg T-shirt
- 1 Platypus Egg Demonstration Compact Disc
- 2 Platypus Egg Buttons
All of this can be yours for a simple payment of $15 plus shipping. Do the math. Platypus Egg is pretty much handing you money with this great deal . . . okay maybe not. It's no Nintendo 64, but you're going to feel like a little kid on Christmas morning when the Platypus Egg Party Pack comes in the mail.
Donate - your choice of $$$ plus karma
Misconception: Platypus Egg's music is so amazing, their members roll in the big bucks. They're so rich, they use $20-dollar bills as toilet paper. They're so disrespectfully arrogant, they've been spotted slapping the faces of homeless children with wads of $100-dollar bills.Truth: they ARE the homeless children. Okay, so it's not that bad. But most of the members of the band are poor college students, and they do require some money to keep the band alive.
That's where you come in.
Hi, I'm Mark Calabio of Platypus Egg. You know, it costs quite a bit of cash to make CDs, t-shirts, buttons. But that's the least of our worries. We know that you, the loyal fan, will gladly support the band, and we will provide you with the latest Platypus Egg merchandise in return.
This donation section is for those who want to do more. I'm talking about the kind of people who want Platypus Egg to go all the way. We're not asking for much. Even the smallest donation would make a difference. You can make that difference. Your generosity would be highly appreciated, and used well. That's the Platypus Egg promise.